Grow stuff like this:
|that's a cucumber.|
Not like this:
|that's a pepper. supposedly.|
For a more in-depth lesson, you should probably ask my Oma. I'm clearly not an expert.
I do have a vegetable garden... it's just not what you would call 'productive.' If you're looking for beautiful, huge, delicious cucumbers, bell peppers, tomatoes, and an assortment of other fresh home-grown vegetables, you should go see Oma. However, if you're in the market for miniature jalapeno peppers, you've come to the right place. But you better hurry, we sell out quick here. Probably because there is only 1 pepper.